Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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