When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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