Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Drunk is not a location!
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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