Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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