C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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