yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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