I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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