No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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