Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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