My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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