Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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