I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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