D3 body, D1 cock
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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