i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I didn't notice because vodka
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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