giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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