i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
