A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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