no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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