And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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