yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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