I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Less talking, more tequila
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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