..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Shame - the story of my life.
Randomize
