Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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