I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
So many bounce houses so little time
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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