I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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