My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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