i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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