Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Farmville is her only friend.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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