This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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