We're like a lot better than the average bears
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
We’re leaving where are you
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