i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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