Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
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