yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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