Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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