Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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