How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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