Can Purell be used as lube?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
