Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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