He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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