Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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