shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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