Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
