He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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