i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I look better un-naked...
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
This baby is an asshole
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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