he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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