their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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