just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
