You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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