At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Randomize
