you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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